If I could marry any website in the www...

1. Google
2. Facebook
3. Tumblr
4. YouTube

1. Google. Well, come on. Doesn't every lady want a husband that gives YOU suggestions of what you're looking for? He can help me find places, translate words, send me love notes, show me pictures of pretty much anything...okay, he has EVERYTHING. I love him because he's simple. Colorful, but simple. And every once in awhile, he can do something to totally surprise you.

2. Facebook and I began with a rocky relationship, but I've grown to love him tremendously. He totally understands me. Sometimes I'll be thinking about something, like pretty dresses and he'll send me to a website that sells pretty dresses! He knows everything about me, and I talk to him every day, without fail. He’s entertaining, and he doesn’t get jealous when I use him to stalk other guys. The thing about FB and I…it might just be puppy love. I’m not sure how I’ll feel about him in…1-2 hours.

3. Tumblr. The reason that he’d be such a good husband is that he totally lets me be me. He doesn’t judge me when I go on an hour rant about how much I hate bros, or how skinny girls are really stupid and annoying. He totally allows me to post picture after picture of Harry Potter quotes without any sort of mockery. Tumblr can be a little annoying though. He sometimes shows me things that I don’t want to see! No one cares about your pretentious hipster picture of a girl and a flower with some depressing quote about how nobody knows you exist. What does that have to do with a flower?!

4. YouTube is all about the entertainment. I can sit with him for HOURS and never get bored. He can show me things I’ve never seen before. Do you remember your life before Charlie the Unicorn? Because I don’t. He can be sexy, sensitive or downright hilarious and I wouldn’t want him any other way. Sometimes he’s a little slow though.

(5. Ben Gibbard. Not a website, but I’d totally marry him.)