Never Been Kissed
Josie has been waiting for five minutes on the baseball field for Sam Coulson to come and kiss her for the (not actual) first time. The scene cuts to Coulson inside his almost empty apartment. He is actually reading the article Josie wrote with a quizzical look about him. When he finishes, he sets the paper down and begins to stroke the tiny hairs on his perfectly manly chin. Meanwhile, Josie drops the microphone she has been holding in her left hand and tears start to flow down her cheeks. She's devastated. A small puddle of salty water starts to form around her feet. A close-up on her puffy face. Then, a close-up of Coulson. Josie. Coulson. Josie. Johnny Depp. Whoa...Depp? Where did he come from? The crowd is yelling and clapping and we see Johnny Depp strut gracefully down the stairs toward Josie. He is to her now and instead of kissing her, he bends down and slurps up the puddle. Credits.
No comments:
Post a Comment